A quick & dirty guide to superior Super Bowl snacking

Rather than trot out eats as boring as the offensive firepower of a 49ers-Ravens showdown, score a load of taste bud touchdowns with our collection of crazy delicious, dead simple, hotshot-chef-approved noshes. Of course there are cocktails in the mix too, meaning in between bites of Frito-fried bacon hot dogs and spicy Gruyere & goat cheese dip, you can knock back, say, a gin & IPA punch, secure in the knowledge that the only spread offense in your room is the one being operated by Tom Brady.