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Because Hollywood already proved that mindlessly throwing a ton of money at your Valentine's Day doesn't guarantee it'll be a hit, we asked Team Zoe from The Zoe Report to come up with five picks guaranteed to succeed and cost less than $52 million. For even more ideas, head over to our Valentine's Day Gift Guide.
Vosges Groove Collection Chocolates
Perfect for the woman who revels in Sexual Chocolate's socially charged political commentary, the latest Vosges gift box is a "study of the African-American influence on America's musical history through chocolate, story, and song". The set comes with a CD featuring artists from Otis Redding to Grandmaster Flash, a vinyl record, and genre-repping truffles from the Krug & gold leaf "Rap", to the buttermilk banana pudding and cocaine vanilla powder "Funk & Disco".
