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Lonesome's Pizza
Lonesome’s cracked our list of best pizza parlors thanks to 3a deliveries of thin-crust artisan pies, emerging artist profiles in every box (often including CDs, which’re like records for MP3s from the '20s or something), and a menu that reads like the best fight card ever, including the fresh mint, braised leg of lamb, artichoke, and goat cheese-topped "Brigitte Nielsen vs. a Fanny-Pack Full of Pit Vipers vs. Whatever it Was That Killed My Grandpa".
Swing by LonesomesPizza.com, if only to read the rest of the truly hilarious menu
And be sure to check the rest of the best on our list of Favorite 5 pizza pie spots
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