Burnside's Ultimate Burger Wait, you've been eating burgers without lobster on them?

While creating their completely lunatic entry into a PDX brewer's burger throwdown this past Summer, Burnside let their Ultimate Burger get out of control in the most beautiful, artery-endangering way possible, and now they've released it for public consumption, so you too can shave five years off your life.  

Prepare your digestive system (and eyes, since there're photos of it being put together right here) for a tower of duck-fat-fried beef, Jamaican jerk pork belly, lobster tail, mango, and fried plantain chips -- altogether, a Frankenburger so decadent, it's only served Fri & Sat so you'll have time to recover from it, unless you eat one on Friday, and then another for lunch on Saturday, and well, they're still serving it at dinner so you might as well get just ONE more...