Le Dîner SF

The LDS is basically a great excuse to have multiple wives and hoard groceries giant outdoor flash-mob dinner where you BYO chairs/food/drinks/draaanks to a location they'll reveal two hours before event time, and they provide tables, DJs, and the assurance that you won't be arrested for gathering in a crowd of 3000 people carrying wine bottles. Oh, and everyone has to wear white, because screw Labor Day, that's why.