A Nomad is usually defined as a man without a country, or in the case of Marvel Comics, a man without a country who wears a ponytail and stun-discs on his shoulders. An Urban Nomad, on the other hand, is a pasta-slinging food truck helmed by a Top Chef /Tavolata vet. Also, it would never have a ponytail. Scroll down to see some of the things it will have:
If all that can't satisfy you, you're probably Mick Jagger, but UN'll do their best by offering sides like a lemon Caesar or a garlic baguette, which is likely to leave you as a man without... someone willing to kiss him.
Published: June 18, 2012 at 4:00am EDT