The Golf Club's New Menu Hotel 1000 gives you a reason NOT to hit the links

Why go to an actual golf club with its lackluster, only-banana-Power-Bar food cart selection, and herds of old men judging you for accidentally playing from the women's tees when you can go to Hotel 1000's virtual Golf Club, featuring a slew of new bar eats, cocktails, and golf-inspired shots that'll definitely turn your time in the subterranean lounge into a party. Scroll down to see what you'll be putting in your hole... er, mouth hole:

Nothing's better on the course than a shooter McGavin celebratory finger gun show, so they'll give you a jolt of tequila or whiskey, or larger beverages like the 1000 Punch w/ a house-infused blueberry vodka.

New pub fare includes bacon mac 'n cheese w/ penne, caramelized onion & comte, and crispy fried chicken drumettes served w/ Mrs. Slye's red hot, likely because her husband is always on the golf course while she's in the kitchen making large quantities of hot sauce.

More fulsome eats count sandwiches like Drew’s Reuben w/ house-cured brisket & sauerkraut, and a tomato bisque & grilled cheese combo made with slices of Golden Glen Aiden's reserve cheddar, which're way better than the ones you'd otherwise be hitting from the *cough* red tees.