Ensuring that the next Sh*t DC People Say includes "Is this Jose Andres' food truck?", the man, the myth, the Jose is now taking his District domination to the streets with Pepe. Borrowing the chef's nickname, the truck serves up all kinds of Spanish flautas, and rocks a metallic silver exterior with black stenciling for a sort of SWAT assault vehicle look, which makes sense, as anything Andres puts his name on is pretty much bulletproof. Baguette your hands on:
And -- assuming you're still reading and haven't already run out to find the truck -- you'll be happy to know it's also dishing patatas bravas, seasonal soups (currently chicken noodle), non-alcoholic sangria & Pepe Tonic, and a hazelnut ice cream/chocolate cookie sandwich so good, people incredulous that it was made on a food truck will surely ask "but where is this from originally?".