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Marital Rating Chart

Find out how your lady stacks up with this circa-1939 chart that awards both merits (e.g., Good sense of humor, jolly and gay; Dresses for breakfast) and demerits (Wears red nail polish; Seams in hose often crooked). Oddly, it's impossible to score above "Poor" -- of course, in 1939, wasn't everybody?

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Marital Rating Chart (Emailed on June 12, 2008)

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