The company developing a Rubik's Cube Wii game is giving one lucky slacker a 1-year term, no-show job that nets them $7+grand, a Wii, and a car, and only requires "wasting time like a pro". The "interview" process is essentially you conveying how incredibly good you are at doing nothing, though the uber-bum they really want has already misplaced the application.

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