Just landing over the weekend, these Submariner-aping joints have clear bands done w/ Rolex-style links, come in your choice of black/gold/platinum face, and feature the brand's ape mascot at the 12 spot on the analog dial, for a look that says "I can't afford a Rolex because my shiny, sherbert-colored sneakers cost two thousand dollars".

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