New York

Available at AC Gears: 69 E. 8th St, at Broadway; 212.260.2269

Perfect for the enthusiastically untalented, this Rock Band-esque mini guitar neck sports buttons corresponding to basic chords and emits infrared beams which, when strummed, produce said sound. The air axe even includes buttons for switching between major, minor, even diminished chords, which the Air's diminished musicians will have never heard of.

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