Though California may have changed its hands-free driving laws today, that doesn't mean you've changed your policy of ignoring laws. Helping you keep doing what you were doing, the XRS 9950.

The 9950's a next-level radar detector that allows you to yap away on your cell while keeping cunningly apprised of pretty much every type of police technology this side of a good old-fashioned frame-job. For starters, it simultaneously detects an astonishing 12 different kinds of signals: 6 radar gun models, 4 laser signals, and two different strobe-activated siren detectors, protecting you from both moving violations and seizures. For extra insurance, there's an optional GPS upgrade with a sensor for red-light cameras -- so you'll know which intersections should be run through, and which should be run through only when your hair looks amazing.

Readings are displayed on a full-color screen, and warnings are issued by voice -- unfortunate, as you'll barely be able to hear them over Domino's tantalizing offer for free cinna-sticks with two medium pies.

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Cobra XRS 9950 Radar Detector (Emailed on July 1, 2008)

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