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Profane Cards

Designed to cut through the crap and convey what "friends really say to each other", Profane's broken down its crude missives into Hallmark categories like Get Well (a star-splashed "Feel Better You F***ing Faker"), Congratulations (with a middle finger reminding "you're a douchebag"), and Engagements, which includes cards sporting a giant skull and crossbones, although Bel, Biv, and Devoe would tell you it's cool if that girl is poison.

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Profane Cards (Emailed on September 2, 2010)

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