Outta Miami, HS peddles hot sauces from around the globe, browseable by brand (Dave's Insanity, Mad Dog, Ring Of Fire), pepper types (serrano, Thai, Scotch bonnet), country of origin (India, Mexico, Thailand), and even heat level, from mild to "Extreme", which includes a brand called Ass In Space, whose packaging shows a guy rocketing away from earth. They've also got frighteningly hot Blair's Reserve 16 Million Crystals, a Guinness-Records-holding extract that cost nearly $700, requires a waiver for ownership, and for which it's recommended you wear "eye protection and gloves", plus spicy snacks, with stuff like hot peanut butter, fiery popcorn, and Dave's Gourmet Olives In Pain -- apparently Dave's too much of a man to wear a cup.

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