Available for the 3G or 3Gs, this first-of-its-kind silicone phone case has been scientifically proven to redirect allegedly-cancer-causing cell radiation up and away from your head by using a built-in "ladder" module developed by a renowned UCLA physics professor, and claims to actually boost reception in the process -- which you should keep to yourself if you want to maintain your airtight "dropped call excuse".
An awesomely gutless alternative to real-life confrontation, Better lets you send anonymous e-notes confessing whatever you're too pitifully yellow... more