This handsome 18" x 24" map depicts the Hamptons and the North Fork as a subway grid: a North Fork Line from Riverhead to Plum Island transferring at Greenport for a Shelter Island Line, which connects to a Hamptons Line making stops at Hampton Bays, Shinnicock, and the Lighthouse -- a fanciful image of urban convenience you can wipe your tears with when trapped in suburban traffic.

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