Busted Typewriter

A professional copywriter's now side-jobbing up-cycled vintage hardcover novels hollowed out to fit a Kindle e-book (which no one will now steal because who steals real books?), and tear-off, passive-aggressive notepads printed with slogans like "Thanks for parking like a jerk", though to be fair it's hard to park while holding a thermos with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.