Guildies

From a guy who studied "professional brainwashing" (advertising) then transitioned into the gaming industry, these cartoon refrigerator magnets with a penchant for destruction (they're accessorized with Mr. Potatohead-esque interchangeable weaponry) range from a steampunk pirate with a saw for an arm and an oversized revolver in the hand that is not on the end of a saw-arm, to a ninja packing the full TMNT arsenal, and hot for whatever ooze lurks in your icebox.