Graphic Pals Much better than covering your phone in grocery bags

Sorry, Graphic Pals are not your buddies from UMass who enjoy telling inappropriate and extremely descriptive anecdotes about hook-ups. But they are wicked affordable iPhone 4 (and 4S!) cases just launched by a crazy experienced design team in Chicopee, which is actually pretty close to UMass, so... maybe they've got gross stories, too. And while you wait on those lewd tales of ballyhoo, occupy your mind with designs like:

R2D2: This case, made to look like everyone's favorite "theromcapsulary" dehousing assisster, is literally not the droid you're looking for, 'cause again, you're looking for an iPhone case.

In Ron We Trust: If you want the back of your phone to make a political statement along the lines of "I support dudes obsessed with Austrian economic theories, specifically Ludwig Von Mises' premise that there is nothing the government can do to stabilize macroeconomic fluctuations" and look like a dollar bill with Paul's head morphed over George Washington's...well, you're in luck.

Classic Gameboy: Show all those losers with Game Gear phone cases what's up, with this rendering of the front of the old, portable Nintendo system, which beats other similar cases by including the The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening on the screen, so after you get it, expect multiple calls from a shy, old man named Ulrira.

Mass License Plate: They'll custom-design you a replica of the Mass plate with whatever you want on it, though examples they've already got include "Go Sox" and "OMG WTF", something you inevitably say to your ZooMass buds every time they finish a story.