Own Neighborwood's Cedar Hub Map

Hand-drawn and laser-engraved by a chick with an affinity for vintage maps, this fresh twist on the ubiquitous city carte comes on 1/8in-thick unfinished aromatic cedar, rocks key city stats, and boasts the tagline, "Your hood etched in wood", which is only slightly better than "Your hood etched by three-time Emmy award winner and Rhode Island antique dealer James Woods".