From UK geniuses Surface Tension, these tables-of-fun come in a trio of throwback designs, each of whose wood frames and "mysteriously dark" toughened glass conceal a full arcade screen, retractable joystick, control pads, and a ninja-spec, fully wifi'd PC pre-loaded w/ original software for dozens of coin-suckers like Pong, Asteroids, Missile Command, Mortal Kombat, and Super Breakout, or, the condition of your face last time you played Mortal Kombat.