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If you're sick, and even sicker of Taylor Swift being allowed to finish when she's singing your hold music, you need ZocDoc: about the handiest e-service ever, which just launched in Miami to let you easily find a physician, then even-easily-er book an appointment without having to talk to anyone, unless you need to consult with your other personality about which shrink is right for the both of you (go with Dr. Katz, guys, he's terrific).

Just fork over your address and insurance provider, and they'll provide a geo-targeted list of people who own stethoscopes that would love to see you, what times they’re available (often within 24hrs, because that forearm is starting to look pretty bad, smackhead Jared Leto), plus their resumes, user reviews, and short bios, but not short Biodomes, because if anything, that movie should've been like two hours longer.

You can also tell Zoc what you're coming in for, whether it’s a routine checkup or specific ailment, and even select a specialist (dermatologist, dentist, gastroenterologist, etc); from there, just click to book, and they'll thoughtfully send you a reminder text the day of your appointment, basically ensuring that nobody over 40 is able to go see the doctor ever again.

And so you can book your appointments from absolutely wherever, they've got an app for iPhone and Android, which most people on hold assumed Taylor was, before she explored the gut-wrenching social divide between cheer captains and chicks who just sit on the bleachers.

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Get over to ZocDoc.com and get healthy, dammit!