$39 for Cocktail R-Evolution + Mold ($78 value)

To scientifically engineer Kelly LeBrocks, you hotwire a Memotech MTX512 with a Barbie doll, hack the government mainframe, and pray for lightning. But to scientifically engineer cocktails, just grab this offer: for just $39, snag a Molecule-R Cocktail R-Evolution mixology package that’ll run losers like Chet as much as $78 and includes three pipettes, slotted & measuring spoons, and 50 sachets of essential additives.