Certainly not about to send you for a spill yourself, Fallen Industry's benches, tables, shelves, and other furniture are crafted entirely from steel pipes, felled trees, and pieces of urban driftwood that "still show signs of holes, bolts & cuts from their former lives", so they should feel right at home in The Apartment with Shirley MacLaine.

Browse the current table-heavy stock of finished pieces, or take the reins and commission a custom piece that their designers will sketch out for your approval within 24hrs, allowing you to select a wood (spalted maple, English walnut, drift...), base style, (footed, rounded, industrial), and finish (pure white gloss, black, "charcoal raw"), ensuring the piece will meet your Terms of Endearment.