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No Freak Dancing

Because even the best punch 'n hand-holding party can be ruined by ruffians who decide they "wanna back that thing up", Smart Mouth Retro offers this poster which details encouraged, acceptable, and verboten moves, namely "Freak Dancing", which shouldn't be a problem, as nobody invites Jevon Kearse to parties these days anyway.

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No Freak Dancing (Emailed on April 6, 2011)

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