Get ready to unplug that blacklight from your Clapper and hook it up to this: the Alberta Table Lamp, an illuminator displaying graceful mid-century lines and a sweeping stoneware base supported by a maple pedestal, which you can score at a huge discount by graciously tossing Caravan-Pacific a Kickstarter pledge -- aka, the poor dude who has to bring cigarettes and Blimpie to Kickstarter at 4am.