To twist yourself into previously perplexing bedroom positions, lay down the Twister-like sheet and place hands, feet, knees, and asses on the appropriately numbered symbols -- blue for you, pink for your lady -- which would pave the path to ecstasy, if your extreme horniness could only overcome your crumminess at Twister.

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