For three days only, LV's monster Harley dealership will wheel its 13 newest models (including the just-unveiled "Cross Bones" and "Rocker") out of its 106,000 sq ft showroom, and let anyone with a valid moto-license take a 20-minute cruise to the outskirts of town and back, then hop on the next bike and do it again. Miss this event, and they'll still rent you a hog for the weekend, perfect for a ride deep into the Valley of Fire, or an afternoon parked in a Denny's lot, leaning on it menacingly.

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It's always time to gamble when you're wearing a surprisingly classy, working roulette wheel on your wrist. To hide your addiction, some models come with reversible faces or flip covers; there's also a two year warranty, which does not extend to watches broken along with wrists for nonpayment of roulette debts.

Set your alarm for double-zero at RouletteWatch.com

Of all the golf courses in Vegas, only four of the priciest staff their own caddies. For the rest, call CC, and they'll send out a professional manservant to scout out fairways, replace divots, rake bunkers, read the greens, carry clubs, and even pretend not to notice when you suddenly switch out Rodney Dangerfield for Jackie Mason.

Never wash your own balls again with Caddie Connection

The no-frills LVB breaks down price, hours, and special offerings at more than 50 of the spreads that made Vegas 2007's "Fattest City in America". Offerings range from the $8 trough at Arizona Charlie's to Bally's' $62 champagne, steak, and caviar brunch; unfortunately, there's no insight on whether a man can survive a bellyfull of crab legs and baklava.

Eat the dream at LasVegasBuffets.info