Las Vegas

This comprehensive guide hits all 29 Vegas resort pools, complete with babe-stocked pictures, amenities (DJ, poolside gambling, topless, wi-fi, spa services, etc), activities (bikini bull riding at the Flamingo!), and celebrity sightings, the awesomest being Junior Seau, poolside at Caesars and feasting on nachos -- retirement so sweet, it's a miracle the Pats pulled him out of it.

Open Tue-Sun, 8pm-4am at the Hard Rock, 4455 Paradise Rd; 702.693.4040

The latest rollout of the Rock's $760-mil redesign is a luxed-out after-show dive, with a dance floor/mosh pit surrounded by semi-private tables & seating upholstered in everything from velvet paisleys to faux reptile skins, plus a dark-wood bar stocked with both fine scotch and cheap domestic beer. The stage is perpetually set-up with drums and in-tune guitars to encourage spontaneous celeb jamming of the sort recently pulled at Red Rock by Slash and Perry Ferrel (who sadly makes a greater pet than celebrity jammer).

At Bellagio, 3600 S Las Vegas Blvd; 702.693.7223

Decked out in elegant wood and stone, the Light Group's more-than-sushi joint slings top-notch raw fish, exotic shared plates (Toro Sashimi w/ caviar and microgreens, Yellowtail Serrano with cilantro and yuzu-kosho), randoms like Big-eyed Tuna Pizza, and omakase for sampling it all. They're also rocking the largest sake selection in Vegas, and offer a spectacular view of the Strip as seen through Bellagio's famed water show (which is what everything looks like after enjoying the largest sake selection in Vegas).

Open 'til 4 am M, Th, Fr, Sa, and 2 am on the other days at the Mirage, 3400 S Las Vegas Blvd; 702.792.7888

This NYC-based spot uses an open, red-bricked grill to prep exotic meat-wiches (American kobe, lamb tandoori, salmon, meatball, etc), some loaded with condiments (e.g., the Tex-Mex w/ jalapeños, chili, avocado, salsa, jack cheese, onions & sour cream), plus one Atkins-friendly bunless slab dubbed "The Stripper". Booze includes LV-themed retro cocktails like The Showgirl (Plymouth Gin, St. Germain, lemon, grapefruit & cranberry juices) and Tumblin' Dice (Knob Creek Bourbon, Fernet Branca, bitters and a splash of cherry), plus heavily spiked milkshakes -- turning The Good Humor Man into The Great Humor Man.

This stylish mahogany number is set up for craps, baccarat, blackjack, roulette, and Texas hold'em, plus stores all the booze you'll need to make your friends complimentary drinks -- though without a machine to pump in pure oxygen, your bankrupting them will be preceded by their passing out.