Las Vegas

A Vegas trip isn't complete without gorging at the G-string buffet, but should you really have to ditch your sneakers and dress up just to watch someone else dress down? For a more laid-back gyrating experience, check out Tommy Rocker's Rock'n'Roll Topless Bar.

After 17 years as a faux beach cantina, TR's has just reopened as a casual topless joint where you can sport a Hawaiian shirt, drink fruity margaritas and regular-bar-priced beers, smoke, shoot pool, and, from 10pm-4am, ogle naked women -- an ambience summed up by Tommy himself as "fun for the whole family -- except the wife and kids!" The set-up's basically neighborhood Nevada dive-pub (dark wood, limestone fireplace, video poker, inflatable beer bottles), plus a "tipping stage" with stripper pole, and a back lounge with private booths, cushy couches, and an imposing view of the Strip, provided it's not occluded by bosoms. The Cheers-like vibe's enhanced by Tommy's no-hustle policy -- standard $20-a-lapdance and $400/hr VIP sessions are adhered to like Carmax sticker prices, with no hidden charges for...conversation -- and on Saturday nights, Tommy himself takes the stage to perform his Stones-to-Buffet rock show (fans of Jimmy Buffet and Keith Richards = Parrot Cokeheads).

As for sustenence, barfood's available 24/7 (Big Ass Burritos, a sandwich called "Mr. Feelgood", etc); breakfast starts up after midnight, so you won't go without the meal that makes every day complete, Mams & Eggs.