Five miles off the Strip, Vegas's most oddly named casino now offers the city's most jaw-slackening view: a glass-walled, 16th-floor, future-disco lounge serving up small plates, cocktails, and humpingly cheesy tunes ("pop and dance"), plus the ability to spy on the entire Valley from any spot inside its 11,000 sq ft, or from the sprawling three-sided balcony. Finally, you can hold your head high as you announce how much you like it in the Cannery.

Preview the view at OneSixLV.com

From a local photog, this hyper-focused collection of iconic Vegas signage prints (best represented: "The Flamingo" and "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas") ranges in style from neon-natural, to classy black & white, to psychedelically woozy, to Warholian (which is just Soup-er).

Check the full gallery here.

With ambiance provided by a police siren-like red, white, and blue light show, streaming white curtains, go-go dancers, and a balcony-perched DJ backed by a 12,000 watt sound system, this relatively intimate (for Vegas) after-hours club's open Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays from 2am-9am, the hours between your last hand of blackjack, and your first craving for danishes and little tiny cereals.

Reserve a table while you're still coherent at EpicLV.com

Designed by "the world's top lowbrow artists", Frankie's eight ceramic mugs represent all aspects of the faux-Polynesian lifestyle, from wanton use of slot machines ("The Tiki Bandit") to wanton volcano explosions ("The Bombora Blast") to wanton names for Tiki mugs ("The Bearded Clam").

To be the coolest guy in all of Christendom, order the full collection at FrankiesTikiRoom.com