In the midst of its 800 million dollar, two-tower expansion, the Hard Rock's just opened up their blackout-windowed, memorabilia-bedecked, Bose-powered North Tower rooms for August reservations. At the same time, they're running a special with $59 rates on currently available rooms, an insane move that has them pinning all their revenues on the pie-in-the-sky scenario of guests losing at gambling.

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Having already instituted $20 all-you-can-drink drafts Thursday-Saturday, the hard partying, cowgirl-waitressed, mechanical-bulled bar's 2nd location is now offering Free Beer Fridays: $5 gets you unlimited 7:30-Midnight brews, a deal-within-a-deal that represents the innermost ring of your Skee-Ball of Sclerosis.

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