Las Vegas

In the Hooters Casino: 115 Tropicana Avenue; 866.584.6687

The Hooters Casino opened the DDB as a relaxing, low-key country bar, thus pissing off everyone who'd ever been in an actual Hooters. In recompense, they've tricked out the 3000 sq ft space with rock & roll decor, twelve tables & six booths where mini-kegs can be had w/ zero bottle service charge, and six elevated stages where girls/you can get your dance on. The main event's Dixie's Divas: leather pant and bra-clad vixens who Coyote Ugly as they pour liquor into eager patrons' mouths, a gracious effort to distract people from your dancing.

4455 Paradise Road; 702.693.5000

In the midst of its 800 million dollar, two-tower expansion, the Hard Rock's just opened up their blackout-windowed, memorabilia-bedecked, Bose-powered North Tower rooms for August reservations. At the same time, they're running a special with $59 rates on currently available rooms, an insane move that has them pinning all their revenues on the pie-in-the-sky scenario of guests losing at gambling.

Hoping to elevate the adult industry to John McCain levels of Twitter stardom, over 100 starlets (Belladonna, Jesse Jane, Courtney Cummz...) are now delivering real-time nuggets like "preparing my scene for C**k Happy 3", "licking *ss yes, kissing *ss no", and the brilliantly matter-of-fact "Penis in me" -- proving once and for all that tweeting in no way interferes with workplace productivity.

For the iPhone/iPod Touch, the iB lets college hoops junkies create brackets or upload them from ESPN, CBS, Yahoo, etc, toggle between multiple brackets, easily check scores, analyze current success and, with the Scenario Generator, see how different future outcomes could effect your overall odds -- an enlightening look at how, regardless of advances in communications technology, you'll still get screwed by Siena.

4949 N Rancho Dr; 702.435.2855

Having already instituted $20 all-you-can-drink drafts Thursday-Saturday, the hard partying, cowgirl-waitressed, mechanical-bulled bar's 2nd location is now offering Free Beer Fridays: $5 gets you unlimited 7:30-Midnight brews, a deal-within-a-deal that represents the innermost ring of your Skee-Ball of Sclerosis.