Las Vegas

"Saving the world one pair at a time", G for the G presents enviro-propaganda in the format men are most likely to read: painted across user-submitted breasts, most of them well short of magnificent, but still effective showcases for messages like "shower with someone", "turn your lights off", and "bike to work". It's tastefully NSFW, but click "hide the boobs" and all you'll see are cartoon winged unicorns -- though after peeping those, who's gonna be happy riding a bike to work?

Watch: Discounted CineVegas Film Fest Blackjack Ticket Package

Grab this package for tickets to all 16 Fest flicks and panels -- including Steve Buscemi's Saint John of Las Vegas, Bobcat Goldthwait-directed World's Greatest Dad, and the poker doc All In -- plus entree into seven official free-booze parties at venues like Playboy Club, Rain, Prive, and Lavo. You'll also get 10am-8pm access to the food & drink stocked CineVegas HQ at the Palms, where Bobcat Goldthwait will try to live up to his claims by limiting you to one Fruit Roll-Up.

Ink: Hart & Huntington Tattoo Parlor opens at Hard Rock

H&H's new location features a next-gen flash/LCD-enabled tattoo database, plus a slew of gear, from the Minesweeper inspired "Got Them" tee, to the graffiti covered "Tag this Hoody", to the "Flaming Dice" leather wrist band, to the engraved maple belt buckle called "Mayhem" -- which ensues after getting home from Vegas to discover someone's inflamed your dice.

Book: Renovated Rooms at Circus Circus

The casino so completely bizarre they named it twice has rolled out 999 way-more-modern rooms (plasmas, sleek marble-topped desks) to compliment their vaunted Steak House and their five-acre Adventuredome, one of the world's largest indoor amusement parks, complete with everything from the Canyon Blaster roller coaster to free clown shows. Starting rate for all rooms: $32. Waking up next to a strange clown: priceless.

Play: Online Poker Controller

Usable with all major poker sites, the OPC features raise, check/call, and fold buttons, additional buttons for bet 3X, 5X, Pot, and All-in, and a manual, scrolling "Raise-o-Meter". There's also a "Tilt" button to shut yourself out when the losses start mounting, vital if you play so much online poker you actually bought a special controller for it.