Book a two night stay and snag each one for $99 at Trump's tower of gilded gold, marble, Italian crystal chandeliers and 24-hour personal assistants; you'll also get $50 in hotel credit, 2-for-1 tickets to Cirque du Soleil's Mystere, and a 4pm late check out, thoughtfully giving you four extra hours to figure something out to do with that contortionist.

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The offer is good through March 31, so book it today at TrumpLasVegas.com