If you're too hungover to read stuff, check out this interactive map: still being beefed up, it lays out clubs, bars, restaurants, and hotels with blessed clarity, with "Transportation" and "Shows" on the way, the latter divided into "musicals" and "magic" -- the only explanation for why you'd ditch clubs, bars, and restaurants in favor of musicals.

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