Corporate Mansions

Yesterday's stars and today's Vegas don't seem like they would mesh: Frank Sinatra wouldn't ride rides at the Stratosphere, Sammy Davis wouldn't catch Criss Angel shows, and Elvis wouldn't have a standing gig at Circus Circus...unless they threw in ham! Since you can't enjoy the old big-timers' trappings, at least stay in their houses, thanks to Corporate Mansions

Started by VIP-pimping specialist Bill Lyons after he noticed serious interest from peeps looking to ditch hotel livin' for where old-school stars actually hung their hats/passed out on the kitchen floor, CM's just begun renting out mansions in minutes-from-the-Strip Las Vegas Country Club, a way-high-end golf community at one point reserved for golden age ballers, who if they're still going, need a cart to get anywhere. Shack up in the Dean Martin Estate (where parts of Casino were filmed), with its 40ft cathedral ceiling in the foyer, massive pool, and master bedroom with private patio, or do up the 6500sqft stunner Elvis crashed at while he performed at the Las Vegas Hilton in the 70s, which features schloads of King memorabilia, a grotto, and waterslide-equipped pool, which you really shouldn't use within a half hour of eating, lest your Doritos omelet gets All Shook Up. There's also the "Celebrity Estate", the biggest of the bunch at 7400sqft and featuring a stunning dual staircase at the entrance, an enormous pool, an in-house spa & steam room with a hot tub and massage tables, a sprawling master suite overlooking the pool and golf course, and an entertainment room with a fully stocked bar plus pool and poker tables; it was recently vacated by an anonymity-valuing big-time someone, safely ruling out the possibility of Tom Arnold having used your toilet earlier in the week

CM also offers up homes in San Diego, LA, and Miami in addition to providing a variety of VIP services, from exotic car rentals, to private plane reservations, to personal security, though once you cut Elvis in line at the Rio buffet, no goon will prevent him from putting his hams on you.