Whether you've brought your girlfriend, or aren't afraid to quickly take a new relationship to a terrifying level, try the $500 Lovers' Escape: 105 minutes of sexytime for two, including a soak in a champagne-filled tub (seriously, you're bathing in bubbly), a sugar body polish, a body butter treatment, and a somehow detoxifying champagne mud wrap, all while you constantly re-tox with a bottomless supply of Veuve Clicquot (because your true love is being difficult).

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