Topped with personal b&w pics, this hunk o' VIP wood was George Maloof's b'day gift to Hef, but being saddled with three girlfriends and wildly old, Hef just can't make it every weekend. Reserve the alcove for your party, and you'll also get leather couches, a fireplace, uber-attentive drink/cigar service, and most grandly, first dibs on the vintage Playboy pinball machines regardless of who's got next, a right enforcable by security. Damn, Hef sure knows how to swing.

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See the SFW-but-naughty YouTube vid of a local Vegas girl who hopes to someday sit here