Tucked away on the 3rd floor of downtown's Plaza, LVJS stocks wall after wall of dried madness: peppered beef shaped like card suits, Chinese sausage, shrimp, salmon, Goji berries, chocolate, even Hokkigai clams. The store is patronized almost exclusively by Hawaiians, who consume more jerky per capita than anyone (aloha, crippling constipation).

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The Jerk Store's out of you, but still has clams. Click here for dried goods