Win your way onto NBC's new $1,000,000 poker challenge by qualifying for free in their 3-round online tourney, and you'll get to take a televised crack at pros like Gus Hansen, Erick Lindgren, Howard Lederer, and Phil Ivey -- whose collective genius will make this your most embarrassing ass-kicking since Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

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