Making up with comprehensiveness what it lacks in visuals, this guide covers the full spectrum of football-watching possibilities, from Saturdays at Little Darlings (with 2-for-1 lap dances, free food, and half off VIP rooms), to Sundays at Pink Taco for $2 tacos, 2-for-1 Coronas & Milagro margaritas/shots, and, provided you're wearing the appropriate jersey, free Milagro shots when your team gets scored on -- damn it feels good to be a Raider.

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