Las Vegas

Spring Mountain Motorsports Ranch

The superlative bachelor party's all about the right cocktail of thrilling B's: booze, breasts, and buffets. If you've got a free afternoon, move on to C(ars), at Spring Mountain Motorsports Ranch.

Located in attractively named Pahrump (legal brothel capital of the world), this speed demon's retreat's just undergone a $13 million overhaul, reconfiguring 4+ miles of interweaving track and upgrading country club facilities (sadly, you still must wait to get home to wash your balls). The more you pay, the more you get to drive, with offerings including 80mph shifter-karts, 505hp Corvettes, and mini versions of F1 cars known as "Radicals", a potent mixture of Michael Schumacher and Willie Shoemaker. Guests can also enjoy traditional country club amenities like a swank 9-plasma lounge, pool and poker tables, swimming pool/jacuzzi, and spa & massage facilities; or go for "They don't have that at Bushwood" action like an indoor gun range and two Remo G-3 Light Sport Aircrafts, which you can either train on, or have a pilot take you up in for as many acrobatic loops as your championship buffeting will allow.

If you're not really out for more than a rental, an ultra-luxe dealership just opened on Club grounds, with Ferraris, Lambos, Aston Martins, etc, ready to be taken from the showroom straight to the track for comparison shopping. If you're not really out for more than a rental, no problem, just work on your 4th "B": bluffing.

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