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Wing supports your bird-dogging by renting you an attractive woman, who'll theoretically make you more desirable to chicks who totally don't see the gender-betrayal coming. The LV branch is also offering a "Rockstar" package, pre-arranging for limo transport, table reservations, line-jumping, etc, and providing your party with 2+ babe-magnet babes -- nothing says "available, approachable stud" like 16 guys and two girls.

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