San Francisco

Lodged in a Nob Hill apartment building, this players-club lounge features faux-croc grandfather chairs, convertible poker tables, a billiards room, and a candelabra'd dining room serving up the likes of fondue, ham-fortified escargot, and Maine lobster pot pie. Get there in style with their champagne-colored Town Car, plated "2LECLUB" -- then return home in a taxi plated "2THEPITISHAREWITHGUYIFOUNDONCRAIGSLIST".