Austin

Thrillist Austin Is Coming

That’s right: Thrillist Austin is coming in a matter of weeks, to inform Austinites about their city's newest, best, and deepest-fried, and to let them know they're out of toilet paper.

So sign yourself up, and invite everyone you know -- especially if they live in Austin, or are named Austin and think they are a city.

Then savor the meaty satisfaction of knowing they owe you their lives, and will probably gain 30lbs because of your awesome generosity.