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No matter how self-expressive your t-shirt -- from Claw Money's brilliantly subversive "F*ck Art, Let's F*ck", to the less inspired "F*ck You You F*cking F*ck" -- you're still wearing someone else's creation. Do your own thing, at Fresh Pressed.

Just opened by a former brand-development guru, FP offers myriad methods for turning their American/Alternative Apparel and EConscious blanks into personalized canvases draping from the brackets of your nipples. Among the options (beyond the standard ink color, shirt color, and print size):

• Send over an image file (.jpg, illustrator, .pdf, etc) and they'll silkscreen it.
• Bring in your own hand illustration for scanning, or draw one at the store using special heat-pressable crayons (perfect for drawing festive turkeys, or the bad-yet-festive man who touched you).
• Mix and match their commissioned, in-store-only art, which includes exclusive work from a Family Guy cartoonist, who was burnt out on drawing Boba Fett.

If you lack confidence, FP's in-house graphic artists'll assist you, even if it means creating a respectable version of your own, barely coherent sketch -- though under their breath, they'll certainly be muttering a phrase they once saw on an acerbic clichéd t-shirt.