Los Angeles

9010 Melrose Ave, West Hollywood; 310.246.9118

New from one of the chefs behind both Patina and Eat on Sunset, Murano plates up French-talian goodness in a dining room that's South-Beach-white. Though it's mostly a dinner date spot, their Sunday brunch is also no slouch: a free mimosa for every guest'll put you towards being as poached as your eggs.

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Pimp your floor with a monogrammed mat from GG Bailey, official mat-makers of "Pimp My Ride". Between the carpet, edging, and heel pad options, there're 200,000 different ways to to say "I can't afford cool 22s".

Occasionally at Scoops: 712 N Heliotrope Ave, Koreatown; 323.906.2649

Mint-chip is for cowards: each day Scoops makes different, bizarre flavors, including Pea & Tahini, Foie Gras, and, this Saturday, bacon caramel. Finally, there's a bacon that's less healthy than bacon.

June 26-28 at the Mayan Theater: 1038 S Hill St, Downtown

Tickets for the next Lucha VaVoom are on sale now, giving you access to a world of costumed freaks, ta-ta-shaking ladies, and wrestling midgets -- good for you, bad for Willow.

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If you're tired of the petting zoo of collared-shirt logos, check out the brand-new brand Attus' selection of cotton pique polos. They tend to run snug, but even if you buy too small people are more likely to notice your subtly embroidered toilet than the shrink-wrapped man-boob beneath it.

Sun, May 13

We've got her number, but you knew that already.