Los Angeles

Saturday at Santa Monica Bar and Grill: 3321 Pico Blvd, Santa Monica

This tribute to a decade you actually remember ups the ante by replacing their usual DJ with a live cover band and promises of "special guests from the '90s". (Please be Corky.)

Today, 6-9pm at 7938 W 3rd St, Mid Wilshire

Instead of discounting now-useless summer goods, this boutique's taking 20% off their entire fall collection, from golf windbreakers to herringbone denim -- which'll look smashing with your houndstooth wifebeater.

This all-in one, two-trigger hose attachment blasts water with and without soap, giving you all you need to start your own car wash, assuming of course that you're willing to "put 'em on the glass".

Like a schizophrenic scrapbook whose contributors are too lazy to caption, this Flickr album leaves you to guess the whereabouts of everything from an errant Olympics logo to spaceducks. Sadly, your puckish uploads of your exposed groin will draw universal responses of "the free clinic at 6th and Bonnie Brae".