The high-end men's Brookstone's adding Italian cashmere hats, scarves, and zip-up sweaters to an inventory that already ranges from leather messenger bags to iPod speakers to chrome condom dispensers -- which you'll definitely need due to your dazzling selection of new scarves.

Check out the rest of what Alpha's got at Alpha-Man.com

It's the last weekend of the fair, so skip the demolition derby and head straight for the Fried Coke -- Coca-Cola-syrup-soaked batter that's topped with cinnamon, whipped cream, more syrup, and a cherry. Maybe once all liquids have hit the oil bath, we'll finally get to taste Fried Air.

Check out the events at LACountyFair.com

Think you can quit your day job? Hit Axe for everything you need to become an overnight headliner: not just guitars but also Pro-Tools classes, accessories, and rock t-shirts -- necessary so that when your band flounders, people will still know you are heavily influenced by Dio.

The website's Spartan but here: TheAxeShop.net

In a MySpace rife with women trying to become the next Tia Tequila, this guy asks the tough questions: is the girl as "fun" as her profile suggests, were her pictures taken by a professional, etc. Though defiantly anti-starmaker, his mission's doomed to failure, because these girls have already arrived...on HottestGirlsOnMySpace.wordpress.com.

Click here: HottestGirlsonMyspace.wordpress.com